5 Whole Long Years!

My fellow Earth felines, I do apologize for such a long delay in communications. It seems that my stupid human mom had forgotten all of my sign in info and has only remembered it today. Looking back at the previous communications I can't believe what a immature little kitten I was then. Now I am a full grown mature man cat!


Anyway now that I am finally back on the interweb there is a lot that needs to reported. So much that I don't even know where to begin! Let me start with Uncle Mumbles and Poppet: in July after my last communication he came to live with us so he became my older brother. Right after he came to live with us Cousin Poppet traveled on to the Rainbow Bridge (may she rest in peace). Mumbles lived with us until last October. He traveled on to the Rainbow Bridge after battling kidney failure for almost 6 months. May he also rest in peace and know that he is missed and still much loved by all.


For all the bad news there is some good news to report. The humans found a new feline that had been left behind when her humans moved and left her behind. Of course my humans had to bring her in to the home. Let me tell you about the feline they call Su- Ling. She is a dark brown Siamese that does not get along with anyone except human brother Scott. She growls and scream at all the other felines in the house. Now my favorite game is to ambush her when she is in the bathroom litter box and to not let her out of the bathroom. I don't know why it gets the humans and Su-Ling in a uproar. I mean really it is quite a fun game so I guess they have no sense of fun. I also thought that I was a picky eater until I met her! She has been here going on 3 years so one would think that the humans would be used to it by now. But no every time I do it at night the female human flies out of her room like demons are after her yelling at me!


A few weeks after Mumbles went to the Rainbow Bridge the humans brought home yet another feline they call Bella. Well, her full name is Bellatrix Luna, from 2 Harry Potter witches. The names fit her because she is a little witch! She is worse then a baby butt sniffer when it comes to chewing and tearing up things. She had a nice cozy bed that I loved to steal from her until she tore up on side of it so it not that cozy now. The humans can't leave anything made of paper where she can get to it or it gets tore up! She is 9 months old and that is just too old to do that kind of thing! Also talk about a little pig, she eats anything she can get her mouth on. A couple of nights she ate on of the female humans hair ties. Ha! It made her sick and she threw it back up! One thing about her that I do enjoy, well there is actually 2 but this one is my favorite. In the mornings when the female human wakes up she will run in front of her on her way to the bathroom, weaving back and forth in front of her legs trying to trip her. Then when female human is using the toilet Bella will wrap around her legs, digging all her claws in her leg while biting her ankle. On the way into the kitchen to make the humans stinking drink she will once again try to trip her and claw and chew on her legs while preparing this smelly beverage. Once she hears the water being poured she will then run in to the bedroom and on the bed to prevent female human from making the bed. The screams and sobs that comes out of the human is music to my ears he he he.


That is all for now.



                                                   Mumbles and I

                                     




                                                   

Su-Ling

 


                                                                     
                                                                     Bella

Milenko, Bella and I

Humans r so fun to trick. Today human mom was puttin my toys up n couldnt find my orange meesey. I laid in front of the table by the sofa, looked under it n reached under like my meesey was under it. When human mom got down to get it for me i latched on to her arm with all my weapons n fangs. It was such FUN!

FISHIES!

Today human Bubba n Sissy brought home 3 fishies n i had to watch them to make sure they got all the guts out. So after the fishies were cooked i was gave a special treat of fishies! Best part is the butt-sniffers didnt get any even tho the big black one did her whinney pity act to try to get some. HA HA HA butt-sniffer!

Happy Mothers Day

Oh today didnt start out good even tho i wanted to make it a specially good day for human mom. I wanted to suprise her by gettin the bird ready for the day n uncover it. Guess what happen, bird pushed the cage off the table! Not only did the crash get human mom n dad up in a hurry, scare 3 years off of human moms life, it scared me too n i got in trouble! ME NOT BIRD N I WAS TRYIN TO BE NICE! That makes me sad.

Thing I Have Learned From Humans

1. How to open doors not the doors to rooms but cupboard n closet doors. They freak out though when i do like im really goin to hurt their removable skins when i climb up them or damage their pans when i bang them around. 2. Humans just love it when we go into stealth mode n jump out of nowhere to attack them. Human mom says that my mommie didnt give birth to me, she pooped me out. Whatever that means. 3. Humans can make a strange gaspin noise when you flick water on them from your water dish w/your paw especially when they r asleep. 4. Humans cant do anything without us, we need to be right with them at all times to make sure they do things right or they may destroy the planet! 5. Humans think they have to talk all the time or their tongues n lips will dry up n fall off. HHMM, more toys!

The Day The Bird Came

Every thing was goin great, i had the humans nicely trained to feed me on demand, to clean my potty box everday n to let me go where i wanted. OK they did try to get me with a white thing that squirts water to keep me away from certain things but hey it was just water n the white thing was easily killed with my weapons n fangs. Then human bubba n sissy came home with a bird! Dont humans kno us felines luv birds? In our food bowls, they r our ultimate prey! So i have to put up with this thing makin fun of me n laffin at me n tryin to get me in trouble. The other mornin while human mom was makin her stinky drink i let the bird out of its cage. Boy did human mom get mad but i was really only tryin to help, i swear!

Butt-sniffers Done

It took me a few days but i was able to get the butt-sniffers in to their place. I had to stand my ground, that i wasnt afraid of them n that i was the boss. Before i got here they thought they ran the show but i quickly showed them. Every now n then one of them need a reminder with a sound slappin or a painful pounce from out of nowhere. The little black butt-sniffer needs to be reminded every day, i dont mind, she makes a funny noise when i remind her, the others dont. Thing with butt-sniffers is if you control their food you control them. Yes the humans dish it out when they decide its time but like i showed the big black one i can eat all her food in front of her n their isnt a thing she can do about it cuz im faster. I wish the humans were that easy! One minute i think that i have then the next they take, or try to, control again. Like the day the bird came.