Thing I Have Learned From Humans

1. How to open doors not the doors to rooms but cupboard n closet doors. They freak out though when i do like im really goin to hurt their removable skins when i climb up them or damage their pans when i bang them around. 2. Humans just love it when we go into stealth mode n jump out of nowhere to attack them. Human mom says that my mommie didnt give birth to me, she pooped me out. Whatever that means. 3. Humans can make a strange gaspin noise when you flick water on them from your water dish w/your paw especially when they r asleep. 4. Humans cant do anything without us, we need to be right with them at all times to make sure they do things right or they may destroy the planet! 5. Humans think they have to talk all the time or their tongues n lips will dry up n fall off. HHMM, more toys!