The Day The Bird Came

Every thing was goin great, i had the humans nicely trained to feed me on demand, to clean my potty box everday n to let me go where i wanted. OK they did try to get me with a white thing that squirts water to keep me away from certain things but hey it was just water n the white thing was easily killed with my weapons n fangs. Then human bubba n sissy came home with a bird! Dont humans kno us felines luv birds? In our food bowls, they r our ultimate prey! So i have to put up with this thing makin fun of me n laffin at me n tryin to get me in trouble. The other mornin while human mom was makin her stinky drink i let the bird out of its cage. Boy did human mom get mad but i was really only tryin to help, i swear!