Mumbles n Poppet

See the felines that human mom call my Uncle Mumbles n Cousin Poppet r actually my superiors! We r all stationed to the plan, now to be able to contact them n set the ultimate plan in to motion, to take over the world n enslave all the humans as well as the dum butt-sniffers! OK human mom is lookin for phone so she can go to bed. I think i will sleep on her head tonite n fix her hair for her.

The New n Better? Family

Ok i could tell that these humans were nice n i was startin to think that they mite have some intelligence, they had seen n got me outa a bad situation after all! Then we get to my new kingdom n i smell THEM! The butt-sniffers! N to think that i started to think they were smart! Dont they kno that butt-sniffers r from my planet n r used as slaves n punchin bags cuz they r too stupid for anything else?! These humans have 3 of them n they expect me to lower my standards n live with them! I guess i will just have to show them all who is really goin to be in charge here. Ah, there r also rats here! The humans call them hamsters but they r rats n they r our science officers n they have been conductin expermints on humans while letin humans think they r expermint on them! These humans r already startin to be conditioned for my arrival. The interstellar PLAN was goin accordingly! When i met my new human mom she said that i look alot like my uncle Mumbles. HEHEHE what little does she kno!

My first "family".

It really wasnt a family. I had a human dad n a human uncle. The only thing they had goin for them was they had another feline. The human dad catnapped me from my mommie way before i was ready to leave her then he wouldnt feed me nothin but people food so i was always hungry. My human uncle couldnt buy me proper food so one night when human dad had visitors (1, the female, looked like the creature humans call a turtle) they saw that i was starvin n got no lovins. So when they were leavin the one that looks like a turtle shoved me under her coat n took me out into the huge cold noisy n stinky world. I WAS BEIN CATNAPPED AGAIN N I WAS SCARED!!!

About Me, yes it is all about me

I'm a orange & white space alien (all of us feliner r space aliens), by earth standards Im bout 7 months old. Since i have been in my new home i have been out of touch with my fellow felines, did i feel stranded on this weird planet! I couldnt report my findings or even check in with my supieriors. Then the other day i made a amazin discovery! Alot of felines use the net to get their message out to others! GREAT! I can do it too! 1 prob tho, the only net my family has is on my human moms phone. That means: 1. I have to sneak the phone. 2. Those little buttons r hard to push with my weapons (claws). I have so much to report it is goin to take a few days to catch up. My mission on earth is to find a intelligent lifeform & to find out what these humans r all about. So far the only intelligence ive found is from other felines n humans r just so confusin i dont think i can ever figure them out even if i had a million years, which i dont. The family i have now wasnt the first family i had here.