The New n Better? Family

Ok i could tell that these humans were nice n i was startin to think that they mite have some intelligence, they had seen n got me outa a bad situation after all! Then we get to my new kingdom n i smell THEM! The butt-sniffers! N to think that i started to think they were smart! Dont they kno that butt-sniffers r from my planet n r used as slaves n punchin bags cuz they r too stupid for anything else?! These humans have 3 of them n they expect me to lower my standards n live with them! I guess i will just have to show them all who is really goin to be in charge here. Ah, there r also rats here! The humans call them hamsters but they r rats n they r our science officers n they have been conductin expermints on humans while letin humans think they r expermint on them! These humans r already startin to be conditioned for my arrival. The interstellar PLAN was goin accordingly! When i met my new human mom she said that i look alot like my uncle Mumbles. HEHEHE what little does she kno!